99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
(via lomoraess)
*throws a clock at you* time flies when you’re in a coma you lil bitch
(via twerkingforaustin)
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
(via lawsonsbitch)
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
(Source: ghostlights, via lomoraess)